[www.keralites.net] Do you need a ride?

 

A Christian man walks to work at a factory one day and the boss sends
everyone home because he was expecting a flood.

On the man's way home it starts raining and two thirds of the way there the
rain is up to his knees. A man with a canoe asks: "Do you need a ride?"
"Nope, i'm waiting on Jesus". A little bit further the rain is up to his
waist and a man with a rowboat asks: "Do you need a ride?" "Nope, I'm
waiting on Jesus".Finally, the rain is up to his shoulders and a man with a
speedboat says: "I'll give you a ride". "Nope, i'm waiting on Jesus".

Finally he dies, and goes to face God to face his judgement and he's mad,
and asks God: "Why did you let me drown down there?" God answers by saying:
"I sent you three rides and you were too dumb to get in".

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