On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...
'Nice perfume.....which one is it?...
I want to gift it to my wife..!!'
'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!'
A letter from a teacher to a parent:
Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bathe him.
Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Dont smell him,Teach him......
Mother to Son:
Who is Tippu Sultan ?
Son : Don't know 😏
Mother : Sometime give attention to study also 👀
Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ?
Mother : Don't know
Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also
A cute excuse:
Teacher-Y r u late?
Student-Mom dad were fighting.
Teacher-so what makes U late if dey were fighting?
Student-one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's..
👆Girl: wat's d price of galaxy grand??
Girl: and iphone?? . .
Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG
Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food today he gave me a book
How to Cook !!! 😄😃
Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop started working.
Wife: did u drink
Husband : no
Wife: Idiot then y u r typing on suitcase
Dont laugh alone. Pass it on
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