Friday, 2 September 2011

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[www.keralites.net] ~!~ Pappu Pass Ho Gaya ~!~

 

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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
him?"
PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
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PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !
PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
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TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ?
PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !
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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher
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[www.keralites.net] ~!~ Indian History as written by a school boy ~!~

 

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Subject: Indian History as written by a school boy : Thought provoking reading !!




Indian History : Supposedly written by a school boy with all original
spellings:


The original nhabitants of ancient India were called Adidases, who

lived in two cities called Hariappa and Mujhe-na-Daro. These cties


had the best drain system in the orld and so there was no brain drain

from them. Ancient India was full of myths which have been handed own

from son to father. A myth is a female moth. A collection of myths is

called mythology, which means stories with female caricatures. one

myth says that people in olden times worshipped monkeys because they

were our ncestors. In olden times there were two big families in India . One was called


the Pandava and the other was called the Karova. They fought amongst

themselves in a battle called mahabharat, after which India came to be

known as MeraBharat Mahan.

In midevil times India was ruled by the Slave Dienasty. So named


because they all died a nasty death. Then came the Tughlaqs who

shifted their capital from Delhi because of its pollution. They were

followed by the Mowglis. The greatest Mowgli was Akbar because he

extinguished himself on the battlefield of Panipat which is in


Hurryana. But his son Jehangir was peace loving; he married one Hindu

wife and kept 300 porcupines. Then came Shahajahan who had 14 sons..

Family planning had not been invented at that time. He also built the

Taj Mahal hotel for his wife who now sleeps there. The king sent all


his sons away to distant parts of India because they started

quarrelling. Dara Seiko was sent to UP, Shaikh Bhakhtiyar was sent to

J & K, while Orangezip came to Bombay to fight Shivaji. However,after

that they changed its name to Mumbai because Shivaji's sena did not


like it. They also do not like New Delhi , so they are calling it Door

Darshan.

After the Mowglis came Vasco the Gama. He was an exploder who was

circumcising India with a 100 foot clipper. Then came the British.


They brought with them many inventions such as cricket, tramtarts and

steamed railways. They were followed by the French who brought in

French fries, pizzazz and laundry. But Robert Clive drove them out

when he deafened Duplex who was out membered since the British had the queen on their side.

Eventually, the British came to Overrule India because there was too

much diversity in our unity. The British overruled India for a long

period.They were great expotents and impotents. They started expoting


salt from India and impoting cloth. This was not liked by Mahatma

Gandhi who wanted to produce his own salt. This was called the Swedish

moment. During this moment, many people burnt their lion cloths in the

street and refused to wear anything else. The British became very


angry at this and stopped the production of Indian testiles.

In 1920, Mahatma Gandhi was married to one wife. Soon after he became

the father of the nation. In 1942 he started the Quiet India moment,

so named because the British were quietly lootoing our country. In


1947, India became free and its people became freely loving. This

increased our population. Its government became a limited mockery,

which means people are allowed to take the law in their own hands with

the help of the police. Our constipation is the best in the world


because it says that no man can be hanged twice for the same crime. It

also says you cannot be put in prison if you have not paid your taxis.

Another important thing about our constipation is that it can be

changed. This is not possible with the British constipation because it


is not written on paper. The Indian parlemint consists of two houses

which are called lower and higher. This is because one Mr Honest Abe

said that two houses divided against itself cannot withstand to Pandit


Nehru asked the British for freedom at midnight since the British

were afraid of the dark. At midnight on August 15, there was a tryst

in parlemint in which many participated by wearing khaki and hosting

the flag. Recently in India , there have been a large number of scams


and a plaque,it can be dangerous because many people died of this

plaque in Surat . Scams are all over India . One of these was in Bihar

where holy cows were not given anything to eat by their elected

leader.. The other scam was in Bofor which is a small town in Switzerland.In this, a lot of Indian money was given to buy a gun which can shoot a coot.

Presently India has a coalishun government made up of many parties,

left,right and centre. It has started to library the economy. This


means that there is now no need for a licence as the economy will be

driven by itself. India is also trying to become an Asian tiger because its own Tigers

are being poached. Another important event this year was the Shark


meeting at Dalas Dive. At this place, shark leaders agreed to share

their poverty, pollution and population.

 

 

 

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[www.keralites.net] Nokia E63 Installation Problem

 

എന്‍റെ Nokia E 63 ഫോണ്‍ ഇന്നലെ ഞാന്‍ ഫോര്‍മാറ്റ് ചെയ്ത ശേഷം അതില്‍ സോഫ്റ്റ്‌വെയര്‍ ഇന്‍സ്റ്റോള്‍ ആകുന്നില്ല,ഇന്‍സ്റ്റോള്‍ ചെയ്യുമ്പോള്‍ ഇങ്ങെനെ ഒരു മെസ്സേജ് ആണ് വരുന്നത്."certificate may not yet be valid is expired or phone's date setting may be incorrect".
അതിനെ തുടര്‍ന്ന് Application Manager>Software Installation>Signed only എന്നത് മാറ്റി All എന്ന് കൊടുത്തു നോക്കി,അത് പോലെ മൊബൈല്‍ ടൈം മാറ്റി നോക്കി ,എന്നിട്ടും ശരിയാകുന്നില്ല.
ഇതിനെ കുറിച്ചു കൂടുതല്‍ അറിയുന്നവരില്‍ നിന്ന് സഹകരണം പ്രതീക്ഷിക്കുന്നു.
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