Friday 23 September 2011

[www.keralites.net] A Lesson for Every Salaried Person

 

A Lesson for Every Salaried Person 

A shopkeeper watching over his shop is really surprised when he sees a dog coming inside the shop, He shoos him away. But later, the dog is back inside again. So he goes over to the dog and notices that it has a note in its mouth. He takes the note and it reads "Can I have 12 soaps and a shampoo bottle, please. The money is with the dog." The shopkeeper looks inside the dogs mouth and to his surprise there is a 500 rupees note in his mouth. So he takes the money and puts the soap, shampoo and change in a bag, and then places it in the dogs mouth.
 
The shopkeeper is so impressed, and since it is the closing time, he decides to follow the dog. The dog is walking down the street, when it comes to the zebra crossing, he waits till the signal turns green. He walks across the road till the bus stop. He waits on the stop and looks up the timetable for the bus. The shopkeeper is totally out of his mind as the dog gets into the bus and sits on a vacant seat. The shopkeeper follow the dog. The dog waits for the conductor to come to his seat. He gives the change to the conductor and shows him the neck belt to keep the ticket. The shopkeeper is almost fainting at this sight and so are the other people in the bus.
 
The dog then moves to the front exit of the door and waits for the bus stop to arrive, looking outside. As soon as the stop is in sight he wags his tail to inform the driver to stop. Then not even waiting for the bus stop to arrive the dog jumps out and runs to the house nearby. It opens an big iron gate and rushes towards the door. As it approaches the door, he changes his mind and walks towards the garden. The dog walks up to the window and beats his head several times on the window. It then walks back to the door and waits. The shopkeeper maintaining his senses walks up to the door and watched a big guy open the door.
 
The guy starts beating, kicking and abusing the dog. The shopkeeper is surprised and runs to stop the guy. The shopkeeper questions the guy "What in the heaven are you doing? The dog is a genius he could be famous in life."
 
The guy responds "You call this clever? This is the 3rd time in this week that the dog has forgotten the door keys."
 
The moral of the story: "You may continue to exceed onlookers expectations, but will always fall short of the boss' expectation"
 
•The salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.
 
•Isaac's Strange rule of staleness: Any food that starts out hard will soften when stale. And food that starts out soft will harden when stale.
 
•Lampner's Law of Employment: When leaving work late, you will go unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the parking lot.
Anant R. Pathak
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[www.keralites.net] ``ORU GUNAPADAM``

 

``ORU GUNAPADAM``

 

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[www.keralites.net] TO ALL TEACHERS WHO MAKES A DIFFERENCE

 

DEAR ALL,

The dinner guests were sitting around the table discussing life. One man, a CEO, decided to explain the problem with education. He argued, Whats a kid going to learn from someone who decided his best option in life was to become a teacher?

To stress his point he said to another guest; Youre a teacher, Bonnie. Be honest. What do you make?.Bonnie, who had a reputation for honesty and frankness replied, You want to know what I make? (She paused for a second, and then began)

I make a C+ feel like the Order of Canada. I make kids sit through 40 minutes of class time when their parents cant make them sit for 5 without an I Pod, Game Cube or movie rental.

You want to know what I make. (She paused again and looked at each and every person at the table). I make kids wonder. I make them question. I make them apologize and mean it. I make them have respect and take responsibility for their actions. I teach them to write and then I make them write.
Keyboarding isnt everything. I make them read, read, read. I make them show all their work in maths. They use their God given brain, not the man-made calculator. I make my students from other countries learn everything they need to know about English while preserving their unique cultural identity.
 
I make my classroom a place where all my students feel safe. Finally, I make them understand that if they use the gifts they were given, work hard, and follow their hearts, they can succeed in life.

Bonnie paused one last time and then continued. Then, when people try to judge me by what I make, with me knowing money isnt everything, I can hold my head up high and pay no attention because they are ignorant. You want to know what I make.
I MAKE A DIFFERENCE. I make them believe they can work their way to become top guns of the organizations they work for.
What do you make Mr. CEO?
His jaw dropped, he went silent.

This note is for every teacher to know that they make a difference in the life of people. It is important to note that money is not everything. A person is everything.Mostparents and teachers have forgotten their responsibility towards the younger generation. Alas ! primary education system or any other educational system in India has become too commercial and manufacturing 'MONEY MAKING MACHINES" with high cost of beautiful childhood which one will never get back at any cost.

In our own country, we are producing talented students every year who are able to mark their presence in national as well as international scenario. But how many of them are having value education inculcated in them? I am not doubting their talent, but the point to be discussed is"are they really having that feeling of patriotism, love for nation in them? Lets keep aside the students, what about the normal public or those who are sitting on respectable positions are they possessing this filler in them? Only handful is the answer.

We know that today children are tomorrow's citizens. If we give good education to the present day children, the future of the next generations will be well.Today we are facing so many problems like terrorism, poverty and population problem.whatwillbe the solution to these problems? Education with true and proper values is an effective weapon, and it will be the solution for all types of the problems.

The only option for the Indian society to strengthen the nation is ethical value based primary education.The main object of the study is to give moral and value based education in schools and colleges .Thoughts must be given to frame such a policy of education that would be binding on all state governments, so that spirit of nationalism, patriotism and moral values is imbibed right from the young age of every student all across India.The education should be made to produce "INDIANS" of high moral values which expands the mind and produces better human beings.







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Aano bhadra krtavo yantu vishwatah.(- RIG VEDA)
"Let noble thoughts come to me from all directions"

REGARDS
Miss.Shaija Vallikatri Bhaskaran

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[www.keralites.net] Sportsmen and actresses: A love story

 

Sportsmen and actresses: A love story

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With Mansur Ali Khan Pataudi's passing came the end of one of the most enduring celebrity marriages of our time.
Nicknamed Tiger, the dashing cricket skipper married filmstar Sharmila Tagore on December 27, 1969. They would have been married for 42 years three months from now.
Their love story was the stuff of legends. He pursued her for four years before she said yes. They had three children together, and Sharmila maintained that for the the world began and ended with each other.


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