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[www.keralites.net] Some jokes- Enjoy

 

Man to super beautiful airhostess:- "What's your name?"

Air hostess:- "Eva Benz.."

Man :- "Lovely name...any relation to Mercedes Benz?"

Air hostess:- (smiling) "maintenance cost is same" 


Wife: How much do you love me
Husband: l love you so much ,l can't measure.
Wife: No just tell me in
Husband: Okay, l am like a cell phone you are my sim card, 
l am nothing without you.
Wife: wow! dats so romantic.

Husband (saying to himself):

Thank God she doesn't know l'm a China phone,
with FOUR sim cards.........
Hahahahahaha
Don't laugh alone ......pass it on


AMERICAN LIFE STYLE..

DAUGHTER:

Sorry Dad, I got married yesterday.. Forgot to invite U..

DAD:

U naughty.. It's Ok.. But Don't forget next Time.. 

Population Comparison : 

INDIAN : I hav 4 sis 3 bro. Wat abt U?

AMERICAN : I hav no sis or bro.

Bt I hav 4 Moms from 1st dad,

3 dads from 1st mom...

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Clever maid...!!

Who is that lucky master ?

what an idea !

Khatarnaak Smiles ::

नौकरानी - बीबीजी मुझे दस दिन की छुट्टी चाहिए,

मालकिन - तू दसदिन छुट्टी पे जाएगी तो

तेरे साहब का टिफिन कौन बनाएगा

उन्हें दवाई कौन देगा,

उनके कपडे कौन धोएगा,

प्रेस कौन करेगा,

उंनका बिस्तर कौन लगाएगा।

नौकरानी शरमाते हुए बड़े प्यार से बोली, आप कहे तो साहब को

साथ ले जाऊ , मालकिन

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