Sunday, 13 November 2011

[www.keralites.net] Nice Joke!

 

Prime Minister Manmohan Singh
 
Prime Minister Manmohan Singh walks into State Bank of India to cash a cheque. 
As he approaches the cashier he says: 'Good Morning, Ma'am, could you please cash this cheque for me?'
 Cashier: 'It would be my pleasure, Sir. Could you please show me your ID?'
 PM: (utterly shocked) 'I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need. I am Manmohan Singh, the Prime Minister of India!'
Cashier: 'Yes Sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers, etc., I must insist on seeing your ID.'

PM: 'Just ask anyone here at the Bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am!'

Cashier: 'I am sorry Mr. Prime Minister, but these are the bank rules and I must follow them strictly.'

PM: 'I am urging you, please, to cash this cheque. Soniaji has gone to America and Rahulji has, by mistake, taken the keys of the safe with him. I need some extra spending money urgently.'

Cashier: 'Look Mr. Prime Minister, this is what we can do. Some months back, Baba Ramdev came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Ramdev, he pulled his tummy in so much that it went and touched his back. With that feat, we knew him to be Baba Ramdev and cashed his cheque.
On another occasion, Yuvraj Singh came in without his ID. To prove his identity, he just went out and hit six consecutive sixes. With that we knew for certain that he was indeed Yuvi himself, and we cashed his cheque. So, Mr. Prime Minister, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the Prime Minister of India?'
PM stood there thinking, thinking and thinking, and finally said: 'Honestly, my mind is totally blank ~ there is nothing that comes to my mind... I can't think of a single thing!!!'
Cashier: 'There you are! That is enough. Now I don't have any doubt that you are our Prime Minister Dr. Manmohan Singh.
In what denominations would you like the cash, Mr. Prime Minister?

E-mail from Shri. Rajshekhar Menon

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[www.keralites.net] Types Of Love


 

 

 
Based on different types of love present in the society, love has been given numerous names. An attempt to put down different types of love in psychology has been made in this article. Eros, Storge, Pragma, Agape, Ludus and Mania are the six different types of love that are known by the intensity and intent of how we love someone. 



Eros- The Passionate Love

 

 
Perhaps, this is the most evident form of love, that we all have experienced in our lives, at some point or the other. Eros, as the name suggests is a type of love, in which the desire, physical attraction, physical appearance and romance is given the top priority. Since eros is mostly an erotic feeling, there are higher levels of passion and physical intimacy. 

Physical attraction can be at peak but in the long run, it fades owing to over importance of physical aspects of the relationship. People who love this way are very charged up, emotional and gung ho about their relationship initially but it fades as time passes. 




Storge- An Emotional Bonding 

 

 
Storge love is the familial love, we experience in our society. The love of our parents and siblings is what constitutes storge love. It is beautiful to experience family bonding and lucky are the people who have families. A baby and a mother share an amazing love, that can be read in the their eyes. A deep and abiding affection is something that comes from deep family relationships. When extended to love between couples, storge love focuses on building compassionate, caring and emotional bonding with the couple. 



Pragma- The Need Based Love 

 

 
Amongst, different types of love, pragma love focuses more on needs and wants, educational qualifications, professions, income, social status, common hobbies, parental possessions, material belongings of the respective partners. The main focus in this type of love is on needs. If everything adjusts to the partners needs, he or she seems to be satisfied, with the partner. 



Agape- The Divine Love
 

 
This is perhaps the most divine and highest level of love; understanding which requires a compassionate heart. Agape is one of the different types of love in Greek, is considered to be the purest form of love. It promotes brotherly feeling and love for each other. In fact, it is exactly what all religions have been trying to teach us. 


 
Ludus- The Euphoric Love
 

 
Lover's who have the tendency of being in romantic relationships for sometime and give it up, after initial euphoria of thrill and enjoyment is over, are said to be in Ludus form of love. A ludus lover does not work for long term commitments but short term goals and objectives. 


 

 

 
Mania- Obsessive Love 
 

 
It is the worst forms of love and as the name suggests, it is full of insecurity, mania, jealousy and other extreme reactions like obsession, compulsion and excessive d
 

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[www.keralites.net] ഡോ. ഉന്മേഷിന്‌ സസ്‌പെന്‍ഷന്‍‍‍

 

സൗമ്യ വധക്കേസില്‍ മൊഴിമാറ്റം: ഡോ. ഉന്മേഷിന്‌ സസ്‌പെന്‍ഷന്‍‍‍

തിരുവനന്തപുരം: സൗമ്യവധക്കേസില്‍ പ്രോസിക്യൂഷന്‌ എതിരായി മൊഴി നല്‍കിയ തൃശുര്‍ മെഡിക്കല്‍ കോളജിലെ ഫോറന്‍സിക്‌ വിഭാഗം അസിസ്‌റ്റന്റ്‌ പ്രൊഫസര്‍ ഡോ.ഉന്മേഷിനെ ആരോഗ്യവകുപ്പ്‌ സസ്‌പെന്റു ചെയ്‌തു. ഡോ.ഉന്മേഷിനെതിരെ വകുപ്പുതല അന്വേഷണത്തിനും ആരോഗ്യമന്ത്രി അടൂര്‍ പ്രകാശ് ഉത്തരവിട്ടു. സൗമ്യയുടെ പോസ്‌റ്റുമോര്‍ട്ടം റിപ്പോര്‍ട്ട്‌ തയ്യാറാക്കിയതു സംബന്ധിച്ച്‌ തൃശൂര്‍ അതിവേഗ കോടതിയില്‍ ഡോ.ഉന്മേഷ്‌ നല്‍കിയ മൊഴി വന്‍ വിവാദമുയര്‍ത്തിയിരുന്നു. ഫോറന്‍സിക് വിഭാഗം തലവ ഡോ.ഷേര്‍ളി വാസുവല്ല, താനാണ് പോസ്റ്റുമോര്‍ട്ടം റിപ്പോര്‍ട്ട് തയ്യാറാക്കിയതെന്നായിരുന്നു ഡോ. ഉന്മേഷ് കോടതിയില്‍ മൊഴി നല്‍കിയത്. ഡോ.ഉന്മേഷിനെതിരെ കോടതി രൂക്ഷ വിമര്‍ശനം ഉയര്‍ത്തിയ സാഹചര്യത്തില്‍ കടുത്ത നടപടിയുണ്ടായേക്കുമെന്ന്‌ സൂചനയുണ്ട്‌.

ഡോ.ഉന്മേഷ്‌ ഉയര്‍ത്തിയ വിവാദത്തെക്കുറിച്ച്‌ അന്വേഷിച്ച മെഡിക്കല്‍ സംഘവും ആരോപണം തെറ്റാണെന്ന്‌ കണ്ടെത്തുകയും ഡോ.ഉന്മേഷിനെതിരെ റിപ്പോര്‍ട്ട്‌ നല്‍കുകയും ചെയ്‌തിരുന്നു. പ്രതിഭാഗത്തെ സഹായിക്കാന്‍ ഡോ.ഉന്മേഷ്‌ മനഃപൂര്‍വ്വം ഇത്തരത്തില്‍ മൊഴിനല്‍കുകയായിരുന്നുവെന്നാണ്‌ പ്രോസിക്യൂഷന്റെ ആരോപണം. ഇതേ തുടര്‍ന്ന്‌ ഉന്മേഷിനെതിരെ പ്രത്യേകം പരാതി നല്‍കാനും വിചാരണവേളയില്‍ കോടതി നിര്‍ദ്ദേശിച്ചിരുന്നു.


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