Email OF The Day: 06/02/17

Friday, 2 June 2017

[www.keralites.net] FOR THOSE WHO WANT TO LAUGH

FOR THOSE WHO WANT TO LAUGH.

Super Insults
Smart answers by a female...
On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...
'Nice perfume.....which one is it?...I want to gift it to my wife..!!'

Lady 'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!'

A letter from a teacher to a parent:

Lady 'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!'
A letter from a teacher to a parent:
Dear Parent,
Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bathe him.
Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Don't smell him, Teach him......
Mother to Son: Who is Tippu Sultan ?
Son : Don't know
Mother : Sometime give attention to study also
Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ?
Mother : Don't know
Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also.

A cute excuse:
Teacher- Y r u late?
Student- Mom dad were fighting.
Teacher- so what makes U late if dey were fighting?
Student- one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's..

Girl: wat's d price of galaxy grand??
Salesman: Rs.18,000/-
Girl: OMG
Girl: and iPhone?? . .
Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG
Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday I gave him food, today he gave me a book 'How to Cook' !!!

Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop started working.
Wife: did u drink
Husband : no
Wife: Idiot then y u r typing on suitcase

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[www.keralites.net] SEWING MACHINE FOR SALE

SEWING MACHINE FOR SALE
These four classified ads appeared in a Gujarati newspaper
on four Consecutive days.
The last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake.
MONDAY:
For sale - Mr.Navin has a sewing machine for sale.
Phone 92555-00707 after 7PM and ask for Mrs. Mani
who lives with him cheap.
TUESDAY:
Notice: We regret having erred inMr.Navin's ad yesterday.
It should have read - 'One sewing machine for sale cheap.
Phone 2555-0707 and ask for Mrs. Mani, who lives with him after 7PM.'
WEDNESDAY:
Notice: Mr.Navin has informed us that he has received several
annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in
the Classified ad yesterday.
The ad stands correct as follows:
'For sale - Mr.Navin has a sewing machine for sale.
Cheap. Phone 92555-00707 after 7PM and
ask for Mrs. Mani who loves with him.'
THURSDAY:
Notice: I, Mr.Navin , have no sewing machine for sale.
I smashed it. Don't call 92555-00707 as I have had the
phone disconnected.
I have not been carrying on with Mrs. Mani.
Until yesterday, she was my housekeeper but she quit.

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[www.keralites.net] DOES GOD EXISTS?

Does God Exist? Yes, He Does Exist, So Answered A School Student.
We dare repeat an old "story", worth remembering and repeating from time to time. Or, as it is said, it is "As You Like It".
The title suggests it is a deep philosophical matter. As we shall soon discover, it was an answer given by a school student to the question posed by the teacher in a class.
Shall we go over the process slowly?
In 1902, a professor asked his student whether it was God who created everything that exists in the universe?

Student replied: Yes
He again asked:
What about evil?
Has God created evil also?
The student got silent...
Then the student requested that could he ask a question for him?
Professor allowed him to do so.
He asked: Does cold exist?
Professor said: Yes! Don't you feel the cold dear?
Student said: I'm sorry but you are wrong, Sir. Cold is a complete absence of heat...
There is no cold, it is only an absence of heat.
Student asked again:
Does darkness exist?
Professor Said: Yes!
Student replied: you are again wrong, Sir. There is no such thing like darkness. Its actually the absence of light.
Sir! We always study light & heat, but not cold & darkness.
Similarly, the evil does not exist. Actually, it is the absence of love, faith & true belief in God.
Well, Friends, the student was:
(NAREN)
SWAMI VIVEKANANDA