Thursday 7 March 2013

[www.keralites.net] Khatte-mitten khabhrain from around the world for 8/3/13

 


(Me: Women's day greetings to all my female pals and female readers...)
 
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News from the world of medicine…
 
What's a natural supplement that can reduce my cancer risk?
 
Multiple studies have shown the mineral selenium to be effective at warding off a number of different types of cancer, including breast, esophageal, stomach, prostate, liver and bladder cancers.  Recommended dosage: 200 mcg per day.
 
(Me: means cancer is PREVENTABLE…)
 
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Health tips.
 
Tying your hair too tight can trigger a headache.  Go easy with that rubber band.
 
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Woman to husband: "My love comes from a place deep in my heart.  Sometimes it gets lost on its way to my mouth!"
 
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Fact of the matter
 
The Chinese consider the pear, which they call 'li' to be a symbol of immortality.  The destruction of a pear trees symbolized tragic or untimely death.  It is considered bad luck in China to share a pear because it may lead to separation of friends or lovers, or halve your life!
 
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One night at the dinner table, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger.  Now you take the large one and leave me the smaller; you don't love me any more."
 
"Nonsense darling," replied the husband, "you just cook better now"
 
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Weird world
 
Woman to get whole body of twilight tattoos.
 
A 51-year-old woman has vowed to get her whole body covered in Twilight tattoos, Cathy Ward from England has almost completely covered her upper body in honour of the vampire film franchise, after the series helped her to lose six dress sizes in 2008 because the movies distracted her from eating.
 
(Me: Not too bad, after all)
 
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Judge sends racy messages to wife during hearings
 
A judge in New Mexico, US, has resigned following allegations that he sent racy instant messages to his wife during trials and court hearings.  "Don't come knocking if the jury room is rockin," the judge alleged wrote in one message.  A judicial standards commission claims that the judge engaged in "communications of a sexual nature" with his wife, "including intimations that he had or would be having sexual relations with her and/or on court premises.  Te judge, whose wife is also a court employee, has admitted that he violated the court computer and internet use policy.
 
(Me: hmmm. one would say the judge couldn't be singled out for such misdemeanors during working hours…)
 
Think it over
 
"No one is more arrogant toward women, more aggressive or scornful, than the man who is anxious about his virility" – Simone de Beauvoir
 
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Mindchow
 
My life is my message.
 
(Me: of how one should never be?)
 
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Line Maro
 
Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
 
(Me: Ya, sure, after you prove yourself Satan personified…)
 
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News of the day…
 
Short, fat cops to be taken off Vietnam streets…
 
Vietnam's capital city is to remove short, fat or abusive traffic cops from its street.  The initiative in Hanoi is aimed at improving the public image of a force with a reputation for corruption and abuse.
 
(Me: Worth emulating in our cities too, as our cops don't seem to fare too better either)
 
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Pun fun…
Tweet of the day: "Ques: Why are layers buried in deeper grave than other folks??
Ans: Deep down they are much nicer people"
(Courtesy: Mumbai Mirror)
 
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A forester and a lawyer involved in a car accident show up at the Pearly Gates together.
 
St. Peter takes them to their homes in his holy vehicle.  The head down a gold road, which leads to a platinum one, then one paved with diamonds, to a huge mansion.  St. Peter tells the lawyer: "Here is your home for the rest of eternity!  If there's anything you need, let me know."
 
Then St Peter takes the forester to his home, back down the grand roads to an unpaved path, and to a shack.  As St Peter drops him off, the forester says: "Wait a minute!  How come the lawyer gets the big mansion and I get this shack?"
 
Says St Peter: "Well foresters are a dime a dozen in the heaven, we've never had a lawyer before."

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