Sunday 3 March 2013

[www.keralites.net] Khatte-mitten khabhrain from around the world for 4/2/13

 

 
"Nowhere else in the world can you afford to employ so many domestic helps.  Wellness does not only come from wealth, it comes from host of other services that we have in place in India" -  Finance Minister, Chidambaram commenting on fears that the 10% surcharge on the super-rich (with Rs.1 crore+ income a year) imposed in the Budget will prompt an exodus of the rich from India.
 
(Me: Absolutely!  Maids come dirt cheap in India, and they are employed not just by the super-rich but also by the not-so well-off.  More and more of even middle-class women with well-paying outsource all their domestic chores to the bais…  Middle-class Indians, both men and women are loathe to do what they consider hard domestic labour!)
 
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Think it over…
 
"Global warming is real – it is man-made and it is an important problem.  But it is not the end of the world" – Bjorn Lombord.
 
(Me: One would think the global-warming problem is vastly exaggerated by the rich and then picked up and tomtommed by the rest of the world.  The terrifying problem is THE population explosion – the present 7 billion could double in another 50 years!).
 
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Mindchow
 
Sanity is madness put to use!
 
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Line Maro
 
You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
 
(Me: hmmmm.  am no pick-up, either..)
 
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Weird world…
 
US drug buyer is busted after he butt-dials 911…
 
Police in Oregon said they intercepted a phone call about a drug deal after one of the suspects sat on her phone and accidentally dialed 911.  Using the hone's GPs signal, cops were led to an alley just a block away from a police station.
 
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Man to wife: "I have a note from my doctor.  I'm allergic to criticism."
 
(Me: a chronic disease practically everyone suffers from)
 
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Two kids went into their parents bathroom and noticed the weigh scale in the corner.  "Whatever you do," cautioned one youngster to the other, "Don't step on it!"
 
"Why not?" asked the sibling.
 
"Because every time mom does, she lets out an awful scream!"
 
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Fact of the matter…
 
Eggplants (baingan/kathirikkai) are part of the Nightshade family, which also includes tomatoes and potatoes.  Like other members of the Nightshade family, eggplants are really a fruit and not a vegetable.
 
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News..
 
Qualification test is 'biased': PIO docs in UK.
 
(If NRI doctors feel so discriminated against in UK, y don't they pack their bag n baggage and return to their motherland, yani ki Bharat?)_
 
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When the boss got out of his brand new BMW, Tom said, "Wow, what a nice car!"
 
The boss replied, "You liked it?  Work hard, put in more hours and I'll have an even better car than this next year."

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