Weird world…
US store clerk pulls sword on robber…
Massachusetts police said a knife-wielding convenience store robber was foiled when the clerk drew a super blade. The suspect entered the Lucky Steven Grocery store just before noon on Tuesday and pointed a knife at the 24-year-old clerk. The clerk responded by drawing a sword he kept behind the counter. The robber fled the store without any loot.
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Health news…
Glass, steel, and ceramic containers are healthier than the plastic ones for storing food and water.
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Narendra Modi as the prime minister of India would sully the country' image – Shabana Azmi.
(Johnny Lever could say the actress could be a better alternative to brighten it up)
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Fruit shipment found with 2,600 snakes, which included 2,400 common rat snakes and 200 cobras, after it had been dispatched. The air cargo – which was supposed to have healthy food and fruits – had been transported from Thailand to China containing thousands of poisonous snakes.
Ironically, the shipment arrived in China just days before the Year of the Snake (in the Chinese horoscope) was due to start.
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Health news…
Is there a link between obesity and cancer?
It has been well established that obesity is linked to diabetes and heart disease. But researchers have recently discovered a link between obesity and cancer. It is now known that obesity supports blood vessels that feed tumors, accelerating cancer growth.
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Man to pharmacist: I've been taking these pills for 25 years. They turned me into an old man!
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Think it over…
To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men – Abraham Lincoln.
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News of the day…
French prez bowled over by Bollywood, dynamic Mumbai.
Wants more Indian tourists and students to visit.
(Me: all visiting foreign dignitaries make such pleasantries and right noises to humour locals, and we Indians lap it up. His second statement lets the cat out of the bag – that Indians should splurge their good money in France….)
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The lawyer was reading the late husband' will.
Mrs. Jones, your late husband left everything he had to the Home for Poor Widows.
But what about me,? Mrs. Jones asked dejectedly.
You were all he had!
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