Tongue In cheek
Aim for the stars. But first, air for their bodyguards!
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Mindchow
A jug fills drop by drop..
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Weird world
Dozy driver still asleep after plunge.
Geneva: A Swiss driver who plunged into a stream when he nodded off at the wheel was still asleep when rescuers pulled him out. He had minor fractures.
Drunk hotel guest climbs into aquarium for a swim…
A drunk prankster has been caught on video going for a swim – in a hotel's tropical fish tank, Daily Mail reported. The intoxicated guest was caught on film in the upmarket hotel lobby climbing fully-clothed into the 12,000-litre glass tank filled with exotic sealife. He was seen paddling around.
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Health tips..
Listening to music can reduce chronic pain from a range of painful conditions, including osteoarthritis, disc problems and rheumatoid arthritis.
Tongue in cheek..
"For most of history, Anonymous was a woman" – Virginia Woolf
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News of the day…
82-year-old retired copy duped of Rs.31 lakh.
Mumbai: An 82-year-old former police officer was left poorer by Rs.31 lakh after the get-rich-quick scheme had had heavily invested in stopped abruptly last year.
(Me: How old u are or whether you are a retired copy doesn't matter; greed and avarice to get to rich quick gets the better every one…)
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Humourous news..
Man encounters blackmail after stripping online for 'girl'
Mumbai: Pretending to be a girl, a 24-year-old MBA who chatted online with another man asked him to dance nude, recorded the act and used the clip the blackmail him.
(Me: The crook has only made use of the age-old ploy to dupe a gullible guy…)
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Peter went golfing with his buddy, Jose. He stood over his tee shot, for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction. Finally his exasperated partner says, "What the hell is taking so long, just hit the damned ball!"
Peter answers. "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."
"Give me a break!" Jose retorted. "You don't stand a chance in hell of hitting her from here!"
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