Topsy quotes ;)
1. If time doesnt wait for you, dont worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like
Expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it!!
3. Beauty isnt measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear,
But what we are inside. So, try going out without clothes tomorrow and see the admiration!
4. Dont walk as if you rule the world,
Walk as if you dont care who rules the world!
Thats called Attitude! Keep on rocking!
5. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair.
When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.
They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
6. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?
Hes now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!
7. Only 01 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!
8. All desirable things in life are either
Illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!
9. Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi
Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di???
--
Hari Kumar
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