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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'

'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'

He yelled back, ' OHIO STATE !'

And they say blondes are dumb....

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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world...'

The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...... '.

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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower.. 'Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'

'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.

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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor ------------

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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him and Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN

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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy. .

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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gaspingfor breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

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Q: Why do men whistle when theyare sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end to wipe..

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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading

your e-mail?
A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'

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While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world...

Then He made the earth round.

ISMAIL CHOHAN

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