[www.keralites.net] Fun Things To Do In An Elevator:

 

1. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got
enough air in there?"

2. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up,
all of you just shut UP!"

3. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

4. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

5. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the
elevator.

6. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them
to call you Admiral

7. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now,
motion sickness!"

8. Meow occasionally.

9. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

10. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
passengers that this is your "personal space."

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