Do you laugh? Laugh daily? Laugh often? Laugh enough? You must.
Watch a cartoon on TV or DVD that will make you laugh. Read a few jokes.
Laugh a bit more than you want to laugh. Just laugh. It is better than a handful of vitamin pills.
Here is a joke that made me laugh:
Appukuttan walks into a restaurant in Abu Dhabi with a full-grown camel behind him, and as he sits, the waiter comes over and asks for their order.
Appukuttan says, ' I want 4 porottas and 1 egg roast,' and turns to the camel, what do you want?' ' I'll have the same, says the camel demurely.
A short time later the waiter returns with the order. 'That will be 15.30 dirhams please,' and Appukuttan reaches into his pocket and pulls out exact change for payment.
The next day, Appukuttan and the camel come again and Appukuttan says, ' I want 4 porottas and 1 egg roast,''. ' I'll have the same,' says the camel demurely. Once again Appukuttan reaches into his pocket and pays with the exact change.
This becomes a routine until late one evening, the two enter again. 'The usual?' asks the waiter. 'Today is Thursday so I'll have 5 appams and chicken stew, says Appukuttan. 'Same for me,' says the camel demurely.
A short time later the waiter comes with the order and says, 'That will be 12.62 dirhams.' Once again Appukuttan pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.
The waiter can't hold back his curiosity any longer. 'Excuse me, Saar. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?'
'Well,' says Appukuttan, 'several years ago I was cleaning the 'attic and I found an old 'lamp . When I rubbed it a Yakshi appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, just put my hand in my pocket, and the right amount of money would always be there.'
'Great! says the waiter. 'Most people would wish for a million rupees or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!'
'That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk, a Benz car or a Rolls Royce , the exact money is always there' says Appukuttan.
The waiter asks, 'One other thing, sir, why are you always accompanied by this camel?''.
Appukuttan sighs and answers, 'My second wish was for a tall female with long legs, full lips, large eyes with long eyelashes who will go with me everywhere and agrees with everything I say........'
There is always a catch when you get your wishes fulfilled by a Yakshi!!(You can change Yakshi into a demonic spirit or Gene) MORAL : Walk close a bit closer to the Lord.Pray many prayers.Shun sins and causes of sins.
Expect Gods favor,Believe that God is answering your prayers and His angels are working for you.
Have a grateful heart to God and men who helped you in the past.
Be humble with a thankful heart.Create peace in you, your home, for every one in your home, your neighbors,
in your church and your working place. Be a peacemaker. know it is difficult but it is possible.
Watch a cartoon on TV or DVD that will make you laugh. Read a few jokes.
Laugh a bit more than you want to laugh. Just laugh. It is better than a handful of vitamin pills.
Here is a joke that made me laugh:
Appukuttan walks into a restaurant in Abu Dhabi with a full-grown camel behind him, and as he sits, the waiter comes over and asks for their order.
Appukuttan says, ' I want 4 porottas and 1 egg roast,' and turns to the camel, what do you want?' ' I'll have the same, says the camel demurely.
A short time later the waiter returns with the order. 'That will be 15.30 dirhams please,' and Appukuttan reaches into his pocket and pulls out exact change for payment.
The next day, Appukuttan and the camel come again and Appukuttan says, ' I want 4 porottas and 1 egg roast,''. ' I'll have the same,' says the camel demurely. Once again Appukuttan reaches into his pocket and pays with the exact change.
This becomes a routine until late one evening, the two enter again. 'The usual?' asks the waiter. 'Today is Thursday so I'll have 5 appams and chicken stew, says Appukuttan. 'Same for me,' says the camel demurely.
A short time later the waiter comes with the order and says, 'That will be 12.62 dirhams.' Once again Appukuttan pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.
The waiter can't hold back his curiosity any longer. 'Excuse me, Saar. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?'
'Well,' says Appukuttan, 'several years ago I was cleaning the 'attic and I found an old 'lamp . When I rubbed it a Yakshi appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, just put my hand in my pocket, and the right amount of money would always be there.'
'Great! says the waiter. 'Most people would wish for a million rupees or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!'
'That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk, a Benz car or a Rolls Royce , the exact money is always there' says Appukuttan.
The waiter asks, 'One other thing, sir, why are you always accompanied by this camel?''.
Appukuttan sighs and answers, 'My second wish was for a tall female with long legs, full lips, large eyes with long eyelashes who will go with me everywhere and agrees with everything I say........'
There is always a catch when you get your wishes fulfilled by a Yakshi!!(You can change Yakshi into a demonic spirit or Gene) MORAL : Walk close a bit closer to the Lord.Pray many prayers.Shun sins and causes of sins.
Expect Gods favor,Believe that God is answering your prayers and His angels are working for you.
Have a grateful heart to God and men who helped you in the past.
Be humble with a thankful heart.Create peace in you, your home, for every one in your home, your neighbors,
in your church and your working place. Be a peacemaker. know it is difficult but it is possible.
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