Tuesday 28 January 2014

[www.keralites.net] Fw: RETIREMENT - EXCELLENT!!!

 

 Why I Like Retirement !

Question:
How many days in a week? 
Answer:
6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday 



Question:
When is a retiree's bedtime? 
Answer:
Two hours after he falls asleep on the couch. 


Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb? 
Answer:
Only one, but it might take all day. 



Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees? 
Answer:
There is not enough time to get everything done. 


Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors? 
Answer:
The term comes with a 10% discount. 



Question:
Among retirees, what is considered formal attire? 
Answer:
Tied shoes. 


Question: Why do retirees count pennies? 
Answer:
 They are the only ones who have the time. 



Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire? 
Answer:
 NUTS! 


Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage? 
Ans wer:
They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.



Question: What do retirees call a long lunch? 
Answer:
Normal .
Question: What is the best way to describe retirement? 
Answer:
The never ending Coffee Break. 


Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer:
If you cut classes, no one calls your parents. 



Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
Answer:
He is too polite to tell the whole truth. 




And, my very favorite....
QUESTION: What do you do all week? 
Answer:
Monday through Friday, NOTHING..... Saturday Sunday, I rest. 


 
 
 

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