Thursday, 12 December 2013

[www.keralites.net] First The Apple !!! -HumoR

 

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First The Apple!!!
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A woman ran a red traffic light
and crashed into a man's car.
Both of their cars are demolished
but amazingly neither of them was hurt.
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After they crawled out of their cars,
the woman said; "Wow, just look at our cars! 
There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that we should meet
and be friends and live together in peace
for the rest of our days."
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The man replied, "I agree with you completely.
This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued,
"And look at this, here's another miracle.
My car is completely demolished,
but my bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine
and celebrate our good fortune."
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Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement,
opens it, drinks half the bottle and then
hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately
puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" She replies,
"Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police."Fun & Info @ Keralites.net

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... Men will never learn! ...
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May God Bless You, Your Family and
Your Friends the Way He Has Blessed Us
.
Joseph, Poh, Mabeline, Isaac, Mandy and Jacob Tan
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Listen to the beautiful audio attachment
"Always On My Mind" by Elvis Presley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9sRJ-eOHnc
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