[www.keralites.net] Teacher And Pappu (Jokes)

 

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water
?PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO ! "!!

 

TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !

 

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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!

 

TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!

 

 

 

TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"

 

TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

 

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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
PAPPU : I is...

 

TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

 

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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of " COINCIDENCE? "

 

PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same
Time."

 

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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's CherryTree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father
Didn't punish him?"

 

PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

 

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PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No.. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

 

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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green
And one is blue with red spots !

 

PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that
At home.

 

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TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?

 

PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to , my mom is a good cook.

 

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TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
Yourbrother s. Did you copy his ?

 

PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !

 

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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people
Are no longer interested?

 

PAPPU: A teacher

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