[www.keralites.net] Confucious Says

 

Confucius Says:
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Man who run in
Front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind
Car get exhausted.
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Man with one
Chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch butt
Should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many
Prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong:
Man with four balls cannot walk.
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War does not
Determine who is right, war
determine who is Left.
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Wife who put
Husband in doghouse soon
find him in Cathouse.
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Man who fight with
Wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails
To build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like
Hell, bound to get there.
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Man who live in
Glass house should change
clothes in Basement.
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Man who fish in
Other man's well often catch crabs.
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Crowded elevator
Smell different to midget.
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Person who deletes this has no humour!!!
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Now send it to one
Or more people.
????????????

Nothing will Happen but one or more people laughing

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