|Sardar rushed back angrily to the grocery shop from where he had purchase da packet of butter a few minutes ago.
||"Where is my free gift?" he shouted at the shopkeeper.
|"But Sir, there is no free gift on the purchase of butter." The shopkeeper answered politely. |
|"Don't fool me," replied sardar, "it is clearly written on the packet of the butter 'Cholesterol free' but you gave me only butter". |
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|This happened when Sardar's 4th child was born. He fills data in the birth certificate. Mother: Punjabi. |
|Father: Punjabi.
|Kid: Chinese.
|"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Punjabi?"
|Says Sardar "Ahhh... I read in the newspaper, that every 4th person born on Earth now is a Chinese." |
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|Sardar: Nurse, I am very eager to know my blood group.
|Nurse: B positive
|Sardar: please tell me soon...
|Nurse: B positive
|Sardar: Madam, I am positive, but eager to know my blood group.
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|Once Sardar wanted to know the time difference between Punjab and Toronto.
|So he called up the Tourist Board and asked them "Could you tell me the time difference between Punjab and Toronto".
|The man at the other end replies "One second sir..." and Sardar immediately replies "Thank you" and puts the phone down. |
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|One day Sardar visited a museum with a foreign visitor. The visitor saw abig skull and asked what that was. |
|Sardar said "that was the skull of King".
|After a few minutes, the visitor saw another small skull of a monkey and asked Sardar what that was. |
|Sardar said "That is when the king was young!".
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|One morning, Mrs. Sardar caught her husband searching high and low all around his living room. |
|Mrs. Sardar:"What are you searching for?"
|Mr. Sardar: "Hidden cameras!"
|Mrs. Sardar: "And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?"
|Mr. Sardar: "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Every few minutes he keeps saying, "You are watching Punjabi channel. How does heknow that?"
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|Sardar - Why are all these people running?
|Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
|Sardar - If only the winner will get the cup, why are the others running?
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|Sardar's wish - When I die, I want to die like my grandpa, who died peacefully in his sleep - not screaming like all the passengers in the carhe was driving...
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| Twins were born to Sardar.
|He could not sleep for the whole night.
|Why????
|He kept wondering who was the father of the second child! www.keralites.net 
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