IMPORTANT RECALL NOTICE
The Maker of all human beings,
is recalling all units manufactured,
regardless of make or year due to the,
serious defect in the primary and, central component of the heart.
.This is due to a malfunction in the,
original prototype units code named,
Adam and Eve resulting in the reproduc-
tion, of the same defect in all,
subsequent units.
Thid defect has been techincally termed,
Sub- sequential Intermal Non-morality,
or more commonly know as Sin,
as it is primanily expressed.
SOme Other Symptoma
(A) Loss of direction
(B) Lack of peace and joy
(C) Depression or confusion in the,
mental component
(D) Foul vocal emissions
(E) Selfish, violent behavior
(F) Amnesia of origin
(G) Fearfulness
(H) Rebellion
The Manufacturer, Who is neither liable,
nor at fault for this defect is,
providing factory authorized repair,
and service free od charge to correct
this Sin defect.
The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most,
generously offered to bear the entire,
burden of the staggering cost of these,
repairs...
There is no additional fee requried.
The number to call for repair in all,
areas is P-R-A-Y-E-R
Once connected please upload your,
burden of Sin through the REPENTANCE
Procedure.
Next dowmload ATONEMENT from the Repair,
Technician Jesus into the heart, component.
No matter how big or small the Sin defect.
Jesus Will Replace It With
(A) Love
(B) Joy
(C) Peace
(D) Kindness
(E) Goodness
(F) Faithfulness
(G) Gentleness
(H) Patience
(I) Self-control
Please see the operating manual,
Holy Bible for further details on the,
use of these fixes.
As an added upgrade the Manufacturer
has made it available to all repaired,
units a fecility enabling direct,
monitoring and assistance from the,
resident Maintenance Technician,
the Holy Ghost.
Pepaired units need only make Him ,
welcome and He will take up residence,
on the premises.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the,
human being unit without corrections,
voids the Manufacturer's warranty,
exposing the unit to dangers and problema too numerous to list and wil,
result in the human unit being permanently impounded.
For free emergency service call on Jesus.
DANGER: The human being units not,
responding to this recall action will,
have to be scrapped in furnace.
The Sin defect will not be permitted,
to enter Heaven so as to prevent,
contamination of that facility.
Thank you for your atrention.
Please assist where possible by,
notifying others of this important,
recall notice...
Have A Bless Week
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