Dear good friend, Nice photos of cats....I liked those. In this connection, I give below some jokes from internet...just for fun...guess your cats do more tricks: Q: What color is a happy cat? A: Purrrple. Q: How is cat food sold? A: So much purr can. Q: What is a cat's favourite dessert? A: Mice pudding. Q: How do you get milk from a cat? A: Steal its saucer. Q: What do you call someone who steals cats? A: A purr-snatcher. Q: What do you get if you cross a hungry cat and a canary? A: A cat that isn't hungry any more. Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat? A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty. Q: What do you call a cat who does tricks? A: A magic kit. Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do? A: Light mouse work. Q: Why did the Mama cat put stamps on her kittens? A: She wanted to mail a litter. Q: Which state has a lot of dogs and cats? A: Petsylvania. ------------------------------------------------------------------- "Mandakolathur" Q: What kind of baths do cats like best? A: Milk baths. Q: What do you call a cat penny? A: A purr cent. Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse? A: Catch. Q: How do you mail a cat? A: Use fur-class mail. Q: How do you make a cat dizzy? A: Give it a tailspin. Q: What do you get if you cross a fence post was a kitty? A: A polecat. Q: Why couldn't the cat go to the fancy party? A: Her fur coat was at the cleaners. Q: Why did the cats sell their homes? A: The neighborhood had gone to the dogs. Q: Where does a cat hang its wash? A: On a feline.
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