[www.keralites.net] Ass and the bishop

 

The Pastor's Ass

 

The Pastor entered his donkey

in a race and it won.

The Pastor was so pleased with the

donkey that he entered it in the race

again and it won again.

 

The local paper read:

 

PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this

kind of publicity that he ordered the

Pastor not to enter the donkey in

another race.

 

The next day the local paper headline read:

 

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

 

This was too much for the Bishop

so he ordered the Pastor to get rid

of the donkey.

The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun

in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted.

He informed the Nun that she would

have to get rid of the donkey so she

sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

                     

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains

where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

 

The Bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . . . being

concerned about public opinion

can bring you much grief and

misery. .

Even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live

longer!

Have a nice day! 

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