Thursday, 2 June 2016

[www.keralites.net] SEWING MACHINE FOR SALE

 

 SEWING MACHINE FOR SALE

These four classified ads appeared in a Gujarati newspaper
on four Consecutive days. 
The last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake.

MONDAY:
For sale - K Shah has a sewing machine for sale.
Phone 92555-00707 after 7PM and ask for Mrs. Mani
who lives with him cheap.

TUESDAY:
Notice: We regret having erred in K Shah's ad yesterday. 
It should have read - 'One sewing machine for sale cheap.
Phone 2555-0707 and ask for Mrs. Mani, who lives with him after 7PM.'

WEDNESDAY:
Notice: K Shah has informed us that he has received several
annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in
the Classified ad yesterday. 
The ad stands correct as follows: 
'For sale - K Shah has a sewing machine for sale. 
Cheap. Phone 92555-00707 after 7PM and 
ask for Mrs. Mani who loves with him.'

THURSDAY:
Notice: I, K Shah, have no sewing machine for sale.
I smashed it. Don't call 92555-00707 as I have had the 
phone disconnected. 
I have not been carrying on with Mrs. Mani.
Until yesterday, she was my housekeeper but she quit.

 M. D. Hegde
MANGALORE
Think Good Do Good
https://www.facebook.com/groups/hegdemd
& Whatsap Group +91 90355 30833
Twitter:MDHEGDE888

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