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Super Insults

Smart answers by a female...

On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...

'Nice perfume.....which one is it?...I want to gift it to my wife..!!'

Lady 'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!'

A letter from a teacher to a parent: 

Dear Parent, 

Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bathe him.

Parent's answer:

Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Don't smell him, Teach him......

Mother to Son: Who is Tippu Sultan ?

Son : Don't know 

Mother : Sometime give attention to study also 

Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ?

Mother : Don't know

Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also.

A cute excuse:

Teacher- Y r u late?

Student- Mom dad were fighting.

Teacher- so what makes U late if dey were fighting?

Student- one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's..

Girl: wat's d price of galaxy grand?? 

Salesman: Rs.18,000/- 

Girl: OMG

Girl: and iPhone?? . . 

Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG

Wife : I hate that beggar.

Husband : Why ?

Wife : Rascal, yesterday I gave him food, today he gave me a book 'How to Cook' !!!

Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop started working. 

Wife: did u drink

Husband : no

Wife: Idiot then y u r typing on suitcase

 M. D. Hegde
MANGALORE
Think Good Do Good

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Twitter:MDHEGDE888

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