[www.keralites.net] QUOTE ON A MAN'S TEA SHIRT

 

1. Quote on a man's T-shirt:
All women are devils...
But my wife is QUEEN of them!
2. Man was sent on earth to suffer...
Woman was sent to make sure it happens!

3. Husband Wife always compromise.
Husband always admits that he is wrong, and wife agrees with him.
4. Husband wife had a long argument.
Wife concluded: See dear; do you want to WIN or be HAPPY?
5. No one teaches a volcano how to erupt...
No one teaches a tsunami how to arise…
No one teaches a hurricane how to sway around...
No one teaches a man how to choose a wife…
Natural Disasters just happen…!!!
6. Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either money or life...
The wives want both!
7. Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
8. Imagine living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years. Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself!
9. Whisky is a brilliant invention…
One double and you start feeling single again.

 M. D. Hegde
MANGALORE
Think Good Do Good

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& Whatsap Group +91 90355 30833

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