[www.keralites.net] For Your Howling Day

 

 

 

 

GREAT ADVICE - BUT TELL ME HONESTLY WHO WON'T GET UPSET IF A R

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100 NOTE IS LOST OR MISPLACED A MINUTE AGO???

 

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Jokes Husbands can share with their wife at their own risk.

 

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? 

The mafia wants either your money or life... The wife wants  both!

 

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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in  life. 

(1) Mobile 

(2) Automobile 

(3) TV 

(4) Wife 

Because there is  always a better model in neighborhood. 

 

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Searching these  keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?` 

Google search result, `Good day Sir,  Even we are searching`. 

 

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Imagine living with 3  wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years.

Osama Bin  Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself! 

 

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Whiskey is a  brilliant invention.

One double and you start feeling single  again. 

 

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A friend  recently explained why he refuses to get  married.

He says the wedding  rings look like miniature handcuffs. 

 

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Funny quote on a husband

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s  T-Shirt:

 

All girls are devils, but my wife is the  queen

 

The Resourceful husband

Wife: Where are you?

Husband : At home love.

Wife: Are you sure?

Husband: Yes.

Wife : Turn on the mixer.

Husband : (turns mixer on) Rrrreeereeeereeee...

Wife: Ok my love goodbye.

 

Another day......

Suspicious Wife: Where are you?

Husband : At home love. Wife: Are you sure?

Husband : Yes.

Wife: Turn on the mixer.

Husband: (turns mixer on) Rrreeereeeereeee...

Wife: Ok my love goodbye. 

 

The next day, the wife decides to go home without notice, and finds her son alone and she asks him, "Son, where is your father?"

 

 

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​Son: ​"I don't know,he went out with the mixer...

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