[www.keralites.net] Signs to Heed

 

 

1)  Signboard outside  Heaven:

 

"Lying naked with somebody in bed and screaming Oh God... Oh God.... will not be considered as prayers"


2) Signboard outside a Prayer Hall:

"Please Do Not Leave Your Bags, Wallets, Cell Phones Unattended,... Others Might Think Those Are The Answers To Their Prayers." 


3) Signboard outside a prostitute's house.. 

"Married MEN are not allowed,because We serve the needy, not the greedy.." 


4) Sign Board outside a GARAGE: 

"If we can't repair your brakes, we then
make your horns louder.."


5) Signboard outside A Bar: 

"Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay your bill In Advance " 


6) Signboard outside Driving School: 

"If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't come In Her Way....."


7) Signboard outside a Library:

"Statutory Warning... While reading Kamasutra, please hold the book with BOTH Hands

 

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