[www.keralites.net] I Tried to Find a Job, But Ran Into Some Problems...

 

My Hilarious Job Search: 15 is the Charm!

 

1. My first job was working in an orange juice factory,  but I got canned. Just couldn't concentrate.

2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, But just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

 

3. After that, I tried being a Tailor,  

 but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

 

 

4. Next, I tried working in Starbucks,     

But I had to quit because it was the same old grind.  

 

5. Then, I tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life,  but just didn't have the thyme.

6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker,  

but any way I sliced it.... I couldn't cut the mustard. 

7. My best job was a Musician,

but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.

 

  

 

 

8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor,  

      but didn't have any patience.

9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory.  

   Tried hard but just didn't fit in. 

10.  I became a Professional Fisherman,  

but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.

11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance company ,

       but the work was just too draining. 

 

12.. So then I got a job in a Workout Centre,     

 but they said I wasn't fit for the job...  

13. After many years of trying to find steady work,  I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it..

14. My last job was when I tried working in a Muffler Factory,  

but that was too exhausting. 

 

 

 

 So, I tried retirement!

   

AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!

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