Tuesday 29 April 2014

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  What Wife says, What She Really Means..........kroy


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What Wife says, What She Really Means

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The wife says: You want
The wife means: You want

The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want

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The wife says: Yes
The wife means: No

The wife says: No
The wife means: No

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The wife says: Maybe
The wife means: No

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The wife says: Im sorry
The wife means: Youll be sorry

The wife says: Its your decision
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious

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The wife says: Do you like this recipe?
The wife means: You better get used to it


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The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: Youll pay for this later

The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: I need to complain

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The wife says: Sure… go ahead
The wife means: I dont want you to

The wife says: In not upset
The wife means: Of course Im upset you moron

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The wife says: Ill be ready in a minute.
The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.

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The wife says: Am I fat?
The wife means: Tell me Im beautiful.

The wife says: You have to learn to communicate.
The wife means: Just agree with me.
 
The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: I want a new house.

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The wife says: I want new curtains.
The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!

The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.

The wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!

The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.
 
The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: Im going to ask for something expensive.

The wife says: How much do you love me?
The wife means: I did something today youre not going to like.
 
The wife says: Are you listening to me?
The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.]

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The wife says: All were going to buy is a soap dish
The wife means: Im coming back with enough to fill this place.

The wife says: Im not yelling!
The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important!
In answer to the question Whats wrong?

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The wife says: The same old thing.
The wife means: Nothing.

The wife says: Nothing.
The wife means: Everything.
 
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The wife says: Nothing, really.
The wife means: Its just that youre an idiot.

The wife says: I dont want to talk about it.
The wife means: Im still building up steam.

The wife says: Youre … so manly
The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot

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