[www.keralites.net] Collective Stately' Indians....

 

Collective 'Stately' Indians....

 

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BENGALI
One Bengali = poet.
Two Bengalis = a film society.

Three Bengalis = political party.
 

Four Bengalis = two political parties.
More than four Bengali's = Countrywide agitation to bring Ganguli into Team .
 

BIHARI
One Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav.
Two Biharis = booth-capturing squad.
Three Biharis = caste killing.
Four Biharis = entire literate population of Patna .


PUNJABI
One Punjabi =100 kg hulk named Pinky.
Two Punjabis = Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky.
Three Punjabis = assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds.
Four Punjabis = combined IQ equal to one.


MALLU
One Mallu = coconut stall.
Two Mallus = a boat race.
Three Mallus = Gulf job racket.
Four Mallus = oil slick.


GUJJU
One Gujju = share-broker in a Bombay train.
Two Gujjus = rummy game in a Bombay train.
Three Gujjus = Bombay 's noisiest restaurant.
Four Gujjus = stock market scam.


ANDHRAIT

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One Andhraite = chili farmer.
Two Andhraites = software company in New Jersey .
Three Andhraites = Naxalite outfit.
Four Andhraites = song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie.


KASHMIRI
One Kashmiri = carpet salesman.
Two Kashmiris = carpet factory.
Three Kashmiris = terrorist outfit.
Four Kashmiris = shoot-at-sight order.


TAMIL-BRAHMIN
One Tam-Brahm = priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple.
 

Two Tam-Brahms = Maths tuition class.
Three Tam-Brahms = Queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m.
Four Tam-Brahms = Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara .


MUMBAIKAR
One Mumbaikar = footpath vada-pav stall.
Two Mumbaikars= film studio.
Three Mumbaikars = slum.
Four Mumbaikars = The number of people standing on your foot in the train at rush hour.


SINDHI
One Sindhi = currency racket.
Two Sindhis = papad factory.
Three Sindhis = duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar .
Four Sindhis = Hong Kong Retail Traders Association.


MARWARI
One Marwari = The neighbourhood foodstuffs adulterator.
Two Marwaris = 50% of Calcutta .
Three Marwaris = Finish off all Gujaratis Sindhis.
Four Marwaris = Threaten the Jews as a community.


HARYANAVI
One Haryanavi = tube light

Two Haryanavi = agriculture
Three Haryannavi= Lathi squad
Four Haryanavi = actually just one was enough

 

and  a PS from the Parsi:

 

P

ARSEES

 

One Parsi = Akoori for breakfast
 

Two Parsis = Dhansak for lunch
 

Three Parsis = a double Scotch with kavabs before dinner.
 

Four Parsis = important discussions about what to eat at the next meal

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