Tuesday 22 October 2013

[www.keralites.net] "And May God Bless", with a big smile on his face.>FOR THE PERF

 




1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a
little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.


2. We also sleep in separate beds.
Hers is in California , and mine is in Texas ....


3. I take my wife everywhere,
but she keeps finding her way back.


4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested the kitchen.


5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.


6. She has an electric blender, electric
toaster and electric bread maker.
She said "There are too many gadgets, and no place
to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.


7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well
because there was water in the carburetor.
I asked where the car was. She told me, "In the lake."


8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days.
Then themudfell off.


9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late
for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!".


10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.


11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her
first name was 'Always'.


12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her.


13. The last fight was my fault though.
My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!".

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