I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I wrote your name on my heart I got Heart Attack.
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but outside, laughing at you
No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor
He is designed to remain Silent indoor...
but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes."
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
Wife: No darling, it means - With Idiot For Ever
So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one every day.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you
Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.
Husband: A lovely Push...! www.keralites.net 
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