Humour at its finest…
A man graduated from veterinary school then took a course in taxidermy. He now has a sign in his Doctor's office that reads,
"Veterinarian/Taxidermist – Either way – you get your pet back"
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Woman on her disheveled, grumpy husband, "Sure it's normal for people to resemble their dog… but we don't have a dog."
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From the world of science…
'Love Drug' to improve marriages..
Researchers have claimed administering hormone oxytocin, which facilitates attachment and bonding, may improve marital life: Researchers of the University of Oxford.
(Me: It hasn't come a day too soon, should sell like hot cakes…)
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Some seeds will not sprout unless they have passed through the digestive tracts of a bat. Additionally, bats spread millions of seeds every year from the ripe fruit they eat. Approximately 95% of the reforestation of the tropical rainforest is a result of seed dispersal from bats.
(Me: That reminds me.. Some brand of coffee, fancy-priced indeed, is made from the seeds similarly passed through the stomach of an elephant – into their excreta!).
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Fingernails point to limb regeneration…
Researchers have discovered the biochemical pathway that links nail growth to fingertip regeneration. The find may make it possible to regenerate lost limbs in the distant future.
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Now, a pair of shorts to charge your mobile phone..
London; Scientists have invented a pair of shorts which stores energy to charge wearer's phone battery while they are on the move. A person wearing the Power Shorts and going for a stroll can generate enough energy to charge a battery for four hours. This happens with the help of a fabric that turns walking into electrical power.
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Adding whole grains to your diet helps trim belly fa since they are high in fibre and take longer to digest.
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Coffee, tea and oranges are associated with lower risk of kidney stone formation.
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Cheetah rely on agility rather than speed to hunt…
Cheetah – the fastest animal on land – uses its incredible acceleration and manoeuvring rather than speed when it comes to hunting down its prey. A study team found that the cheetahs indeed run very fast at times – close to 60mph – but only occasionally. On most hunts they attained about 30 to 35 mph but they were accelerating and changing direction much more rapidly than has been seen in any other land animal, BBC News reported.
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Mindchow
I celebrate myself, and sing myself.
(Me: exactly, that's how most of us celebrate…)
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Weird world…
Man calls cops to complain about sex worker's looks…
London: Police warned a man after he called to complain about a prostitute's looks. West Midlands police said he 'wished to report her for breaching the Sales of Goods Act". An officer told him the woman had not committed any offence and that soliciting sex was illegal. The man claimed she made out she was better looking than she actually was…
(Me: It isn't always WYSIWIG – What you seem to have seen is not what you get!)
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Tweet of the day: @SrBachchan "Dear iPhone, I have typed "hahahaha" like a million times, yet you continually give me "hagaha", "bahaha", "gagaha"… I hate you"
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A tongue very much in cheek quote:
There is one other business where the customer is always wrong and that's the media" – Rush Limbaugh.
(Me: These days the media is far too opinionated to be worth relying on… it's more like the fictional comic strips in the dailies…)
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"Humour is mankind's greatest blessing" - Mark Twin.
(Me: No one can disagree…)
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A quote of our times:
"This food security bill would enshrine the fact that 67% of India is poor. It means that the Congress and the BJP have made 67% of the population poor" – Naresh Agarwal, Samajwadi Part MP
(Comment: Who said it doesn't matter, plz..)
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Contrarian…
"Not everything that is faced can be changed but nothing can be changed until it is faced" – Raj Kundra.
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