Sardar enters kitchen, opens sugar box, looks inside and closes it. This he does again and again. Why? Because the doctor told him to check sugar level regularly.
* * Sardars and scooter* *
Three Sardars were going on a scooter. Traffic police showed them his hand.
One of the Sardars told: We are already three, sorry, there is no space.
* * Lion and Sardars* *
Two Sardars were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One of them throws sand into its eyes, and runs. Second one stays unmoved. When asked why he is not running, another Sardar tells: "Why should I be running? It is you who has thrown the sand "
* * Cyclone* *
Bank manager asks Sardar in an interview: "What is cyclone"
Sardar: "It is the loan given to purchase a cycle"
* * Side Effects* *
Once Sardar brought some tablets and started cutting the edges. Do you know why?
He wanted to avoid side effects!
* *Bus tickets* *
Bus conductor: Ticket, ticket
Sardar: Give two tickets
Conductor: Why two?
Sardar: If I lose one, another will be there
Conductor: What if you lose both?
Sardar: No problem, I have pass...
* *Advice* *
A famous Sardar's declaration to the media: "I will never marry in my
life. And I will advise the same to my children too"
* * Oxygen* *
Teacher: Oxygen is very essential to life. It was discovered in 1773
Sardar: Thank God!! I was born after 1773. Had I born earlier, I would have died...
* * Skeleton* *
Interviewer: What is a skeleton?
Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting ,but forgot to stop it!!!
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