Monday, 18 March 2013



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A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.

The waitress asks them for their orders.

The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke,"

and turns to The ostrich, "What's yours?"

"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order.

"That will Be $9.40 please" The man reaches into his pocket

and pulls out the exact change for payment.

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The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man Says,

"A hamburger, fries and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."

Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until the two enter again.

"The usual?" Asks the waitress.

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"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak,

baked potato and A salad," says the man.

"Same," says the ostrich.

Shortly the waitress brings the order and says,

"That will be $32.62."

Once again the man pulls the exact change

out of his pocket and Places it on the table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer.

"Excuse me, Sir. How do you manage to always come up

with the exact change in your pocket every time?"

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"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic

and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered

Me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything,

I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money

would always be there."

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"That's brilliant!" says the waitress.

"Most people would ask for a Million dollars or something,

but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"

"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce,

the exact money is always there," says the man.

The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"

The man sighs, pauses and answers,

"My second wish was for a tall chick with a big ass

and long legs who agrees with everything I say.."

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If this doesn't at least bring a smile to your face


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Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk.

Life is short!
Break the rules!
Forgive quickly!
Kiss slowly! Love truly!
Laugh uncontrollably!

And never regret anything that made you smile.

Life isn't about how to survive the storm,

But how to dance in the rain.

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Blessings come from our

Heavenly Father

freely because of

His Great Love

for us.

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Joseph, Poh, Mabeline

& Isaac Tan

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nb Listen to the beautiful audio attachment - Stuck on YOU

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