From the Association of Retired People
| Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them? | A: Try a bookstore under fiction. |
| Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? | A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done you'll have a place to live. |
| Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband? | A: Tell him you're pregnant. |
| Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles? | A: Take off your glasses. |
| Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking? | A: Valets don't forget where they park your car. |
| Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? | A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem. |
| Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? | A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon. |
| Q Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses? | A: On their foreheads. |
| Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores? | A: "Gosh, I remember these!" |
| So all ye retirees, if you still have your sense of humor... Smile! | |
Regards,
Mr.Prasad Appu
Maintenance Manager.
H/p: 013-7751234.
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