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From the Association of Retired People

Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?	A: Try a bookstore under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?	A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done you'll have a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband?	A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?	A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?	A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?	A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?	A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?	A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?	A: "Gosh, I remember these!"
So all ye retirees, if you still have your sense of humor... Smile!

Regards,

Mr.Prasad Appu
Maintenance Manager.
H/p: 013-7751234.

Grand BlueWave Hotel Johor Bahru
Franchised from Raphael Sdn.Bhd.(Company No:95080-H), associate of ORIX Group.
Owned by Theme Crystal Sdn. Bhd.(Company No.420612-V)
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