[www.keralites.net] "I forgot my teeth."

 

A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement

that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly

realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man

next to him, he complained, "I forgot my teeth, what am I going

to do now!?"

The man said, "No problem." He reached into his pocket and

pulled out a pair of false teeth. "Try these," he said.

The speaker tried them on. "Too loose," he said. The man then

said, "I have another pair -- try these."

The speaker tried them on and responded, "Too tight."

The man was not taken back at all.

He said, "I have one more pair. Try them."

The speaker said, "They fit perfectly." With that, he ate

his meal and gave his speech.

After the dinner meeting was over, the speaker went to thank

the man who had helped him. "I want to thank you for coming

to my aid. Where is your office? I've been looking for a good

dentist."

The man replied, "I'm not a dentist. I'm an undertaker."

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