** Sardarji standing below a tube light with an open mouth. Why? Because his doctor advised him: "Today's dinner should be light!"
** A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote: "Due To Rain, No Match!"
** What does a Sardar do after taking a xerox? He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
** Why can't sardars dial Nine-Eleven (911) at emergency? They cannot find the eleven on the phone.
** Sardar and his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar: Drink quickly. Wife: Why? Sardar: Hot coffee Rs 5 and cold coffee Rs 10
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** Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you
call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!
** Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says "Chin Yu Yan" and dies. Sardar goes to China to find meaning of friend's Last Words. It is "You are standing on the oxygen tube!"
** Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. Wife: What you are doing? Sardar: I am seeing how I look while sleeping.**
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