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Beep, Beep, Beep!
This will put a smile on your face this morning!
A mother took her five-year-old son with her when she went to the local bank.
They queued behind a very fat woman,
wearing a business suit, complete with pager.

After waiting patiently for a few minutes,the little boy said loudly,
"Wow Mum, she's fat!"
The mother bent down and whispered in the little boy's ear to be quiet.
A couple more minutes passed 
and the little boy stretched his arms out
as far as they would go and announced;
"I bet her bum has to be this wide!"
The fat woman turned around and glared malevolently at the little boy.
The mother reacted immediately and whilst showing some embarrassment
gave the boy a real tongue lashing about politeness and good manners
and told him to be quiet or else.
Others in the queue hid faces behind hands
in an endeavour to hide their mirth
found in the innocence of the childs remarks.
There was a brief period of relative quite
and as the large woman reached the front of the queue
her pager suddenly went off emitting a loud
"beep, beep, beep."
The little boy screamed out as loud as he could
"Run for your life, she's reversing!"

 M. D. Hegde
MANGALORE
Think Good Do Good

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