Subject: Man O Man
Don't know who wrote this.. Hats off to him
Man O Man!
When without money,
eats vegetables at home;
When has money,
eats the same vegetables in a fine restaurant.
.
When without money, rides bicycle;
When has money rides the same 'exercise machine'.
.
When without money walks to earn food
When has money, walks to burn fat;
When without money,
eats vegetables at home;
When has money,
eats the same vegetables in a fine restaurant.
.
When without money, rides bicycle;
When has money rides the same 'exercise machine'.
.
When without money walks to earn food
When has money, walks to burn fat;
Man O Man! Never fails to deceive thyself!
.
When without money,
wishes to get married;
When has money,
wishes to get divorced.
.
When without money,
wife becomes secretary;
When has money,
secretary becomes wife.
.
When without money, acts like a rich man;
When has money acts like a poor man.
Man O Man! Never can tell the simple truth!
.
Says share market is bad,
but keeps speculating;
Says money is evil,
but keeps accumulating.
.
Says high Positions are lonely,
but keeps wanting them.
.
Says gambling & drinking is bad,
but keeps indulging;
.
When without money,
wishes to get married;
When has money,
wishes to get divorced.
.
When without money,
wife becomes secretary;
When has money,
secretary becomes wife.
.
When without money, acts like a rich man;
When has money acts like a poor man.
Man O Man! Never can tell the simple truth!
.
Says share market is bad,
but keeps speculating;
Says money is evil,
but keeps accumulating.
.
Says high Positions are lonely,
but keeps wanting them.
.
Says gambling & drinking is bad,
but keeps indulging;
Man O Man! Never means what he says and never says what he means..
"I failed in 8th standard"
-Sachin Tendulkar
-Sachin Tendulkar
"During my secondary
school, I was dropped
from school basketball
team"
-MichelI Jordan
school, I was dropped
from school basketball
team"
-MichelI Jordan
"I was rejected for the
job in All India Radio
bcoz of my heavy voice"
- Amitabh Bacchan
job in All India Radio
bcoz of my heavy voice"
- Amitabh Bacchan
"I used to work in petrol
Bunks"
- Dhirubhai Ambani
Bunks"
- Dhirubhai Ambani
"I was rejected in the
interview of Pilot"
- Abdul Kalam
interview of Pilot"
- Abdul Kalam
"I didn't even complete
my university education"
- Bill Gates
my university education"
- Bill Gates
"I used to serve tea at
a shop to support my
football training"
- Lionel Messi
a shop to support my
football training"
- Lionel Messi
"I used to sleep on the
floor in friends rooms,
returning Coke bottles
for food, money, and
getting weekly free
meals at a local temple"
-Steve Jobs
floor in friends rooms,
returning Coke bottles
for food, money, and
getting weekly free
meals at a local temple"
-Steve Jobs
"My teachers used to
call me a failure"
- Tony Blair
call me a failure"
- Tony Blair
"Friends, there are
many such people who
struggled..
many such people who
struggled..
Life is not about what
you couldn't do so far,
it's about what you can
still do.
Wait n dont ever give up..
Miracles happen every
day....
Rs.20 seems too much
to give a beggar but it
seems okay when its
given as tip at a fancy
restaurant.
you couldn't do so far,
it's about what you can
still do.
Wait n dont ever give up..
Miracles happen every
day....
Rs.20 seems too much
to give a beggar but it
seems okay when its
given as tip at a fancy
restaurant.
After a whole day of
work, Hours at the gym
seem alright but helping
your Mother out at home
seems like a burden.
work, Hours at the gym
seem alright but helping
your Mother out at home
seems like a burden.
Praying to god for 3 min
takes too much time but
watching a movie for 3
hours doesn't.
takes too much time but
watching a movie for 3
hours doesn't.
Wait a whole year for
Valentine's day but we
always forget Mother's
day.
Valentine's day but we
always forget Mother's
day.
Two poor starving kids
sitting on the pavement
weren't given even a slice
of Bread but a painting of
them sold for lakhs of
Rupees.
sitting on the pavement
weren't given even a slice
of Bread but a painting of
them sold for lakhs of
Rupees.
We don't think twice
About forwarding jokes
But we will rethink about
sending this message on.
About forwarding jokes
But we will rethink about
sending this message on.
Think about It..
Make a change. Coz u can ....
Six Easy ways to earn, even after death.
Make a change. Coz u can ....
Six Easy ways to earn, even after death.
1) Give a smile or gift to someone.
Each time u gift or smile, it will make someone's day.....u gain.
Each time u gift or smile, it will make someone's day.....u gain.
2) Donate a wheelchair to a hospital. Each time sick person uses it, u gain.
3) Participate in building an orphanage, hospital, school or college.
Anybody uses it, u gain.
Anybody uses it, u gain.
4) Place a water cooler in a public place. Anybody drinks water, u gain.
5) Plant a tree. Whenever a person, animal sits in its shade or eats from it, u gain.
6) And the easiest of all is to Share this message with people.
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