Re: [www.keralites.net] Doctor vs Dentist

 

Great wisdom. I had not a tooth experience .But a very simple nuisance in my stomach which sometimes gave a brning sensation in Oesophageal. Had to shuttle back and forth from Entro to Uro to Cardiac. All were  lavish in prescribing medicines. No cardiac probleb but let us be sure_ Cardiac Doctor.  No Uro problem but let us be sure- Urologist  Finally thank God settled down with Gastro. Ate a lot of pills , more than my food.All scopical exam. Finally  after six months ai was relieved .Unimaginable stress , fret and fuming!

This was a classic  Dental case.! Many thanks.Humour in it's best form and reality of first order.

Thanks.

On Mon, May 16, 2016 at 7:47 PM, ♣ ♣ ♣M.D. HEGDE♣ ♣ ♣ hegde_csl@yahoo.co.in [Keralites] <Keralites@yahoogroups.com> wrote:

Doctor vs Dentist!!!!!

A dentist was understandably nervous at his first extraction. His hand shook as he got the molar out. He lost grip on the instrument, and the tooth trickled down the patient';s throat. "Sorry...." said the doctor, "you're outside my specialty now. See a laryngologist, [throat specialist]."

By the time the unfortunate victim got to the laryngologist, the tooth had worked its way much further down. The laryngologist examined the man. "Sorry...."said the doctor, "you're outside my specialty now. You should see a gastroenterologist! [stomach specialist]."

The gastroenterologist X-rayed the patient. "Sorry...." said the doctor, " the tooth has traveled into your lower intestines. You should see an entomologist! [intestinal specialist]."

The entomologist took some X rays. "Sorry, the tooth isn't there. It must have gone down farther. You should see a proctologist! [a specialist in diseases of the rectum;].

Our patient is now on the proctologist's examining table, in the proper elbow-knee position. The doctor has inserted a proctoscope and is looking through it....
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"Good heavens, man! You've got a tooth up there! You should see a dentist!"

M. D. Hegde
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