1 . Law of Mechanical Repair 2. Law of Gravity 4. Law of Random Numbers 6. Law of the Bath 8. Law of the Result 10 . Law of the Theater Hockey Arena 12. Murphy's Law of Lockers 14. Law of Logical Argument 16. Law of Public Speaking 18. Doctors' Law
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always answers.
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring.
The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, IT WILL!!!
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is
cold.
If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the
carpet or rug.
Anything is possible IF you don't know what you are talking about.
If the clothes fit, they're ugly.
A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET!
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it OR the store will stop selling it!
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there, you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick. www.keralites.net 
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