We all studied mathematics in school, but much of what we learnt is not applicable to our day-to-day lives. There is, however, a whole other field of mathematics that we were not taught – the math of life. These are the prime equations and proofs that anyone should know, as they apply to life, love, and the pursuit of happiness. Smart boss + Smart employee=Profit Smart boss + Dumb employee=Production Dumb boss + Smart employee=Promotion Dumb boss + Dumb employee=Overtime Smart man + Smart woman =Romance Smart man + Dumb woman =Affair Dumb man + Smart woman =Marriage A man will pay $2 - for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 - for a $2 item that she doesn't need. General Formulas: HAPPINESS To be happy with a man - you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman - you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men, But married men are a lot more willing to die. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change - but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change - but she does. GENERAL EQUATIONS STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. (Then she worries about the husband...) A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who finds such a man. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUEA woman has the last word in any argument.Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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