Moishe the Carpenter, returning home with his week's wages, was accosted by an armed robber on a deserted street.
The robber obliged. He threw Moishe's hat into the air and put a bullet through it.
"Let's make it look as if I ran into a gang of robbers," said Moishe, "otherwise my wife will call me a coward!
Please shoot a number of holes through my coat."
So the robber shot a number of holes through the carpenter's coat.
"And now…"
"Sorry," interrupted the robber. "No more holes. I'm out of bullets."
Moral of the Story: Its never too late to use our brains to get out of a difficult situation!!
Thanks, Keep Smiling,
Manjri Sharma.
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