[www.keralites.net] After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel..."

 

"If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel..."

 

Wife:Bataao Tumhe Mein Kitni Achchhi Lagti Hu?
Husband:Bahut Jyada.
Wife:Fir Bhi, Kitni?
Husband :Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 2-3 Aur Le Aau..!!

 

Normally A Man speaks 25000 words Daily Woman speaks 30000.
But d Problem starts When Husband comes Home after finishing his 25000 words Wife starts her 30000

 

Listening to wife is like reading the terms conditions of website.
You understand nothing, still you click!!

 

Wife: Suno ji, Doctor ne muje ek mahina aaram ke liye switzerland ya paris jaane ko kaha hai.
Hum kaha jayenge?
Husband: Dusre Doctor ke paas.

 

Papa : Why is your mummy sitting silently today.
Son : Nothing papa. She asked for lipstick and I heard fevistick.
Papa: (with tears in eyes) God bless you son.

Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband.
the poor king can take only one step at a time ...
While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.

 

Why do most Indian women request  for the same husband, in the next life?
Arre... itni mehnat se train kiya hai... waste thodi jane denge!

Getting married is like giving
"Your own Supari"

All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don't scare them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ...surely does

What's Checkmate?
U tell ur wife I saw a lady, looked xctly like u" wife asks "WAS SHE HOT..??"
U cnt say 'no' U cnt say 'yes' 

Dats Checkmate.! 

STOCK MARKET EFFECT:
Depressed Husband to his fat wife: "You are my only investment, that has doubled.''

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