Friday 10 May 2013

[www.keralites.net] Just Jest: 4 Worms In Church: Humour plz...

"4 Worms In Church"
Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup..

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol . . . . . . Dead .




The second worm in cigarette smoke . . . Dead .





Third worm in chocolate syrup . . . . Dead.





Fourth worm in good clean soil . . . Alive


So the Minister asked the congregation,

"What did you learn from this demonstration?"





Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . .
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate,

you won't have worms!"

That pretty much ended the service!



Today is International Disturbed People's Day.

Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend...

Just as I've done.

"Hang in there sunshine,
you're special!"
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