Saturday, 13 October 2012

[www.keralites.net] Petrol Bhari Jindagi..- Funny but painful..

 

New Greetings:

May your happiness increase like Petrol Price,
May your sorrow fall like Indian Rupee, and

May your joy fill your heart like corruption in India …!



Congress is fulfilling its promise, when they said: GDP will rise this year.

The only thing, they forgot to tell us its full form:


G= Gas & Gold

D= Diesel & Dollar

P= Petrol & Penny


Pleasure & Pain come at the same price: Rs.80/- for a Beer Bottle OR 1 Litre Petrol.

Decision is yours…
झूम लो, या घूम लो.!!! (Jhoomlo Ya Ghoomlo)


Dear Father-in-Law,

I deeply regret taking a Car in dowry.

Please take your Daughter or Car back…

I cannot afford both.



Now Tata Nano's fuel cost will be more than its EMI per month!



Soon, Rupee will be SENIOR CITIZEN (above Rs.60 per US Dollar);

Petrol has already become VERY SENIOR CITIZEN in Bangalore (Rs.81 per litre)



Finally it has happened…

After decades,

Beer is now cheaper than petrol !!!

Now, there will be a new slogan: JUST DRINK; DON'T DRIVE !!!



'Drink and drive' should not be a problem now.

After all, how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day?



We have the world's cheapest car and the world's costliest petrol.
रिकॉर्ड बन गया!!! (Record Ban Gaya)


Signboard at Petrol pump: Buy Petrol worth Rs. 20,000 and get a TATA nano absolutely free.


Good News!!!


Please forward this to MAXIMUM people you know,
शायद किसी को काम आ जाए: (Shayed kisi Ko Kaam Aajay)
जिसको (Jisko) petrol Rs.17/- per litre चाहिए, (Chahiye)
वो इस (Wo Is) petrol pump से जा कर ले ले: (Se Jakar Lele)
Al Safa Petroleum

Al Khair Road

Muscat, Oman



Man at Petrol Pump: Full tank
कर दो... (Kardo)
Attendant: Sir, PAN Card
की (Ki) copy दो... (Do)
Man: What? Why? How?

Attendant: Sir, it's a HIGH VALUE TRANSACTION !!!




Harbhajan to Dhoni:
हम तो जानबूझ के मैच हारे है... पता है की जीतनेवाली टीम (Hum To Jaanbojh K Match Ha're Hain)
को (Ko) Volkswagon मिलने वाली है, और वो petrol की है...!!! (Milney Wali Hai Aur Wo petrol Ki Hai)


Amitabh Bachchan has decided to take all his payments in Dollars

Because……….

वो आज भी गिरे हुए पैसे नहीं उठाता...!!! (Wo Aajbhi Giray Huwe Paisey Nahi uthata)



Dharmendra's new dialogue:

कुत्ते... कमीने... तेरी गड्डी का पेट्रोल पी जाऊंगा... (Kuttey Kaminey Teri Gaddi K Petrol Pijaonga)



Beti: Mom, He is JUST A FRIEND!

Mom:
हमने दुनिया देखि है, बेटी... 2 लीटर पेट्रोल जलाके घरआने वाला कभी JUST FRIEND नहीं होता... (Humnay Duniya Dekhihai Beti – 2 Litre Petrol Jalake Ghar Aneywala Kabhi Friend Nahi Hota)


Petrol Pump Attendant:
कितने का डालूँ? (Kitney Ka Daloon)
Customer: 50 ML
(Gaddi Pay) गाडी पे Spray कर दे भाई, आग लगानी है... (Kar Dey Bhai Aaglagani Hai)


Dear Rupee,

तुम मेरे प्यार में इतना गिर जाओगे, Tum Mere Pyarmey Itnagirjaogey)
ये मैंने सपने में भी नहीं सोचा था... (Ye Mayney Sapnoumebhi Nahisochatha)
~
तुम्हारा ~ Tumhara)

Dollar


रामचंद्र कहे गए सिया से, ऐसा कलयुग आएगा, (Ramchandra Kahai Gai Siyasey aisa kalyug aayega)
कार कैश पे लेगा हर कोई, पेट्रोल लोन से भरवाएगा...!! (Car Kaish Pe Lega Harkoi Petrol Loan Se Bharwaiga)

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