Just for Laughs Advertisement In a Long Island Shop: On a bulletin board: When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking... My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses.... You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When: Sign In A Bar: Sign In Driving School: Behind Every Great Man, The Reason Men Lie Is Because Getting Caught Laugh And The World Laughs With You, The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe Sign At A Barber's Saloon In Detroit: Sign In A Restaurant:
Guitar, for sale........ Cheap...............no strings attached.
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!
Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives.
I Gave Up Reading
He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.
Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick..
Or when your Son starts To wipe It Off
'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance.'
If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way....
There Is A Surprised Woman.
Women Ask too Many Questions..
Is The Mother Of Invention.
Snore And You sleep Alone
Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.
We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business..
All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.
ISMAIL CHOHAN
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