Monday 12 March 2012

[www.keralites.net] Wonderfully described...

 

CIGARETTE: 
A pinch of tobacco 
rolled in paper 
with fire at one end 
and a fool at the other!
 
MARRIAGE: 
It's an agreement 
wherein 
a man loses his bachelor degree 
and a woman gains her master 

LECTURE: 
An art of transmitting Information 
from the notes of the lecturer 
to the notes of students 
without passing through the minds 
of either 

CONFERENCE: 
The confusion of one man 
multiplied by the 
number present 

COMPROMISE: 
The art of dividing 
a cake in such a way that 
everybody believes 
he got the biggest piece 

TEARS: 
The hydraulic force by which 
masculine will power is 
defeated by feminine water-power! 

CONFERENCE ROOM: 
A place where everybody talks, 
nobody listens 
and everybody disagrees later on 

ECSTASY: 
A feeling when you feel 
you are going to feel 
a feeling 
you have never felt before 

CLASSIC: 
A book 
which people praise, 
but never read 

SMILE: 
A curve 
that can set 
a lot of things straight! 

OFFICE: 
A place 
where you can relax 
after your strenuous 
home life
 
YAWN: 
The only time 
when some married men 
ever get to open 
their mouth 

EXPERIENCE: 
The name 
men give 
to their 
Mistakes 

DIPLOMAT: 
A person 
who tells you 
to go to hell 
in such a way 
that you actually look forward 
to the trip 

OPTIMIST: 
A person 
who while falling 
from EIFFEL TOWER 
says in midway 
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
 
MISER: 
A person 
who lives poor 
so that 
he can die RICH!
 
FATHER: 
A banker 
provided by 
nature 

BOSS: 
Someone 
who is early 
when you are late 
and late 
when you are early 

POLITICIAN: 
One who 
shakes your Hand before elections 
and your Confidence later 

DOCTOR: 
A person who kills 
your ills by pills, 
and kills you 
by his bills!
www.keralites.net

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